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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 years ago

Anon meets a girl at uni

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Anon meets a girl at uni

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 years ago
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  • Codex@lemmy.world
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    about to correct her as she’s giggling

    Anon saved from himself by being so slow

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    Just make sure you don’t fall asleep at her place!

    (or you might wake up with a headache in the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform)

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      the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform

      Wow, the supply situation for Russia has really improved then

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        Stalingrad, 1942: one out of two gets a rifle

        Bahmut, 2022: one out of two gets a stick

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    She’s definitely going to harvest his organs

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      Ah, probably wasn’t using most of them anyways.

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      They probably aren’t worth much to much cholesterol

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    A friend of mine has a dog named Princess. Princess happens to be a 60-pound male pitbull.

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        And why do you think that?

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            https://www.thedodo.com/dodowell/pit-bull-myths

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                🤡

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      Alternative names: Tiny, Snoop, Diesel, Thor, Tank, Smalls.

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