Sentences from the utterly deranged
Your worthless existence will be justified if you use Microsoft products. You will feel valid. You will feel loved. You will matter.
This is the psychology behind all tribalism.
If you choose a team, and your team wins, you’re a winner!
Job done:
Mo work?
Reminds me of this little snippet of dystopia from a copilot ad about a year ago:
What exactly does Copilot even do that would enable you to be in more than one meeting at a time?
Meaningless marketing gibberish, utilizing buzzwords + product name in an unholy algebra desperate for your attention and unconcerned whether or not it succeeds.
After all, how many RC Cola ads do you need to see before you’ll buy RC Cola? How many times does Microsoft need to poke and prod at you before you’ll refer to internet searches as “Bings”?
And how much longer will we accept this paradigm before we start pushing back, utilizing our own, actually genuine messaging until Microsoft finally finally hears: You are a disreputable company, and you’re making the world a worse place.
…I tell them constantly, but they don’t listen.
Eh, give google another few years of enshittification and this statement will no longer be bonkers.
Blink, blink…
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