E: Da Rules

  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

  • WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world
    31·
    3 days ago

    Whatever the biggest televised event is in the next twenty four hours. I’m going to materialize naked live in air screaming “the end is nigh unless we repent” and then go into a list of ecological and social reforms.

      • seaQueue@lemmy.world
        8·
        3 days ago

        “The rapture started and I was sent back here, God really wants us to stop using fossil fuels”

        • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
          6·
          2 days ago

          Planet saved for now but at the cost of giving rise to believes of christian fundamentalists.

          I’d rather have the planet slowly cooked still, tyvm.

    • brrt@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      2 days ago

      I can already hear “The mainstream media is playing tricks on us to keep us from enjoying ourselves by [insert any dumb shit like rolling coal or something]“

      • ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        2 days ago

        Odd train of thought: what would the rolling coal equivalent be for an EV? Just wasting fuel for something that looks cool… So high voltage discharge under the car shooting lightning bolts? That actually sounds kinda cool, now that I think about it, but it is wasteful.