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Lean vs. fast

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    TFW you want to do things good, slow and expensive, but management makes you do them fast, cheap and crap.

    For your entire career.

    Please kill me

    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      Please kill me

      No, you still have a PR to review.

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      TFW you want to do things good, slow and expensive, but management makes you do them fast, cheap and crap.

      For your entire career.

      Please kill me

      i got the sense that some people wanted to when i made this same point about this industry in this same community about a week or so ago.

      i love the duality of lemmy sometimes. lol

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      Are you me?

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    TFW “npm install somePackage” adds hundreds of names to your supplier list, some of whom aren’t even adults let alone companies, and the policy says that each new supplier needs to go through a thorough vetting process.

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  • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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    It’s funny because it’s true. All those little guys will fuck you over eventually and likely are real trojans.

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      For that reason I see why companies maintain private mirrors. Heck I want one myself in case any more get lost or removed.

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      And each in their own way. Like leftpad or openssl

  • SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world
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    Never run npm audit. You won’t like what you see.

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    I absolutely cannot relate to using a ton of libraries in production code.

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.mlOP
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      Node, and you’d be surprised.

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        I’ve written Node code, I just try to limit the number of libraries I use

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