- cross-posted to:
- wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works
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A genuinely heartwarming greentext. Probably fake and gay, but heartwarming nonetheless.
Hello? Pizzahut? Yes this is hospital, your patriotic disc muncher is pretty mangled up over here. Please dispense calories
I can believe it. Good pizza places will go the extra mile for good tipping regulars.
The local pizza delivery girl friended me on FB. I got excited because I thought she was cute and into me. Then I learned she’s super right-wing and weird (in a bad way.). She became WAY less cute to me after that.
That seems pretty patronizing…
In both senses of the word!
So how much was the hospital bill?
I believe this green text implicitly, this actually happened, no proof needed.
Could God create a story so gay that even he could not fake it?
