• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    I’m just imagining this as a Dr Weird intro.

    Dr: GENTALMEN…BEHOLD!!! A CAT!!!

    Cat: Meow.

    Steve: Oh…that’s neat. Uhhhh, what’re ya gonna do with her?

    Dr: WHY I’M GONNA PET HER AND LOVE HER, STEVE!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!

    Steve: Aw! That sounds really nice!

    cat jumps onto Steves face and claws the skin off

    Dr: AW, IT’S NOT NICE AT ALL!!! IS IT, STEVE??? MWA HA HA HA HA!!!

    Steve: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    My name is…