How did they get approved for a mortgage?! How are they even employed?!?!?
They might have gotten their approval before getting roped in, or they might have gotten it during the time before the financial meltdown when bankers had no incentive to ever deny a mortgage request.
How are they breathing?
They got approved before the brain injury that made all this horseshit seem logical.
Why do you assume they are employed?
This incantation will fail because they didn’t correctly refer to the coin as a “.9 troy ounce silver coin” every time. Also, they didn’t affix it with genuine horse glue.
Is this a new Magic The Gathering mechanic? Affidavit of Truth sounds a little redundant but ok.
Nah this one has to be a troll, there were no spelling errors lmao.
Debt* not dept.
I’m beginning to see this as the corporate fiction that everybody is a legal scholar who can read 10,000 words per minute is having some blowback.
Edit: I hate propose a problem without a solution so I think the fix would be something like “the top 10 contracts used by businesses and households should just be legislated into standard contracts and taught in school as part of curriculum”
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Even if this was the correct amount of payment in silver. Would that even work as a means of payment?
Any company can take barter for their services if they wanted to.
They’d have to be pretty dumb to take a normal quarter as barter worth a whole mortgage instead of 0.25$ though.
Generally barter relies on the good being a similar value, whereas sovcit logic tries to force them to take terrible barter through the magical contract system america is beholden to, because obviously an all-encompassing contractual indentured servitude will have easy cheat codes to break out and get paid while you do.
