OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.
here you go!
your receipt
your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich…
Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!
Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.
The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn’t have tomatoes in it.
Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?
In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call “deluxe” “supreme” or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.
This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven’t been to McDonalds in over a decade.
Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.
I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.
Wise.
The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).
Post the full story
Is there more to it?
If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant
Nah, we’d start with some weird ranting about merch.
Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.
