We did elfster this year. I equate it to spending $50 on someone else, but getting $50 worth of stuff I needed.

I laid down a carpet-bombing that lasted a full two weeks onto Facebook, every horrible, terrible thing I could source, meme I could grab, and fact I could post, in a strategic, all out assault of leftist ideology.

The family got shook, I got sent a ton of messages, had a shit ton of fights, saw every one to the end and got to a point where every combatant got to the well, we can’t talk about politics with you phase.

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Thanksgiving? Nothing. Zero. Nada. No one said the word Trump once.

Christmas? Exactly the same. It’s as if it happened in 2014. Not a single word of politics anywhere.

They knew I’d go off like a Roman fucking candle, no mercy, zero prisoners if so much as the word truffle was misspoken and I only heard the tru-.

You’re their family member too, you know. They have every right to dread your mouth as yours does theirs. I say give them damn good reason.

he doesn’t rename low res episodes of the golden girls to “tax return[year].docx” and hide them in plain sight.

Markor - markdown notes that just works

Organic Maps - someone found a way to make open source maps not terrible, and it isn’t.

K9…derbird - mine still says K-9 even though it updated, good mail client.

OSS Weather - tells you the weather, and literally nothing else. Perfection.

cheesemaker turns around

It works. One day I even tried to piss a mod off and he told me I could leave, and he didn’t care if I did.

So I said,… “based, I’m staying.”

No one on sh.itjust.works has ever thrown a hissy fit over any of my arguments or stopped me from scorched-earthing a conservative, so they’re a-ok by me!

“Nice pillow fight, see you next year!”

~ Bezos goes back to counting his money

Apologize?

Did they sell out too quickly? That’s sick. I want one.

No idea, I just went with it.

…this, so called “Israel”.

I know relationships are larger than small moments shared at gas stations. I had thousands of tiny, beautiful moments in and around gas stations, still divorced.

Life is a fluid, evolving thing. Who you will be ten years from now is not who you are now, but it’s also not something you have to deal with at the moment.

One day, that couple may throw dinner plates at each other. Would that improve his perspective?

So, enjoy it while it’s there. Good for them. Those little moments are what life is about, if fleeting, but that just makes them all the sweeter.

I figured. It’s why I don’t eat there.

If it’s on a billboard, don’t eat there. If they can afford a billboard, my money won’t help much.

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My bank teller yesterday was trans.

No, I didn’t ask. It was… admittedly kind of obvious. Some things are best kept quiet.

Counter Strike’s online market is the 1.0 alpha build of memecoins.

Well, half of that would surely make anyone at least a jerk, at base level. All of it? That’s surely enough for top asshole status.

Alright. Fuck Clinton. New headcanon.

TL:DR on Clinton being a piece of shit.

I get he’s a rich asshole, we got anything beyond that? I always thought his presidency was rather tame but I wasn’t really paying attention to politics at the time.

how fucking old are you, gh-

Old enough to see the 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle film in theaters.

Purpose

Having more than five minutes worth of content.

Zero sympathy.

Be at work when you’re supposed to be at work. That’s why they told you what time to be there, not around what time to be there.

but public transportation!..

Account for it. You took the job. If you aren’t the right fit, just say so.