• WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Maybe he’ll just speedrun it and drops all pretense. Maybe the January 20th schedule goes like this:

        12 PM: swearing in

        2 PM: signing of first executive orders

        4 PM: coronation. He’s literally declared himself, by executive order, absolute monarch “King Trump.” He has a gaudy royal coronation, crown, golden scepter, gilded throne and all. Some Catholic bishop performs the ceremony.

        8 PM: First Royal Address. The Oval Office has been reconfigured to be a gilded and bejeweled throne room.

        I imagine something like this.