• WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Maybe he’ll just speedrun it and drops all pretense. Maybe the January 20th schedule goes like this:

      12 PM: swearing in

      2 PM: signing of first executive orders

      4 PM: coronation. He’s literally declared himself, by executive order, absolute monarch “King Trump.” He has a gaudy royal coronation, crown, golden scepter, gilded throne and all. Some Catholic bishop performs the ceremony.

      8 PM: First Royal Address. The Oval Office has been reconfigured to be a gilded and bejeweled throne room.

      I imagine something like this.