But it took me seeing the box of garbage bags under the sink before I remembered I should grab a couple before returning up the stairs.
This is the perfect time for the mad ADHD chant.
"Bags!
Bags!
Bags for garbage!
Garbage bags!
Bags of filth!
Bags of refuse!
Bin protecting garbage bags!"
Repeat until they are in hand, return while counting steps and skipping every second left step.
Can you provide a tune I can sing that to?
I demand a buddy cop series starring Patrick Warburton and H. Jon Benjamin.
Holy shit today was the worst day for me, too. I constantly changed rooms forgetting why I went there. All the time.
Adderall has done so much for me, but remembering what I was doing five seconds ago or where I put something 30 seconds ago? Justnot happening.
