I’m just imagining an 70s style montage of him training for the fight. Punching the punching bag, running up stairs, drinking raw eggs in a cup, jumping rope.
Except it’s all terribly wrong.
So like he punches the punching bag, and it’s one of those heavy full body punching bags. So he punches it, and it doesn’t move, but then the whole side of the thing breaks, and the punching bag swings forward and knocks your dad back. Then he’s drinking a raw egg, and chokes, and then he’s running up stairs, but a punching bag is falling down the stairs and knocks him backwards. Then he’s jumping rope, and the camera pans back, and next to him is a punching bag also jumping rope. Then your dad notices, and it confuses your dad who then trips over the jump rope and the punching bag then falls and knocks your dad backwards. Then you see him working with a personal trainer, punching those pads a personal trainer would wear over their hands. So your dad is punching those pads, and then the camera pans back to show that the personal trainer is actually just a punching bag, which then falls over and knocks your dad backwards. Then your dad is at a resteraunt in a booth ordering soup. And you see a closeup of the soup on his table. Then the camera pans back, and you see your dad needlessly cowering while the waitress looks confused. Then the entrance to the cafe opens, a punch bag walks in, and falls on your dad knocking him backwards. The waitress just refills the coffee and walks away.
He’s either a super jacked, athletic ninja, or he’s 80lbs and the biggest pacifist ever.
With no inbetween based on that message.
Close, but try autistic academic who would probably get beaten up by a punching bag.
I’m just imagining an 70s style montage of him training for the fight. Punching the punching bag, running up stairs, drinking raw eggs in a cup, jumping rope.
Except it’s all terribly wrong.
So like he punches the punching bag, and it’s one of those heavy full body punching bags. So he punches it, and it doesn’t move, but then the whole side of the thing breaks, and the punching bag swings forward and knocks your dad back. Then he’s drinking a raw egg, and chokes, and then he’s running up stairs, but a punching bag is falling down the stairs and knocks him backwards. Then he’s jumping rope, and the camera pans back, and next to him is a punching bag also jumping rope. Then your dad notices, and it confuses your dad who then trips over the jump rope and the punching bag then falls and knocks your dad backwards. Then you see him working with a personal trainer, punching those pads a personal trainer would wear over their hands. So your dad is punching those pads, and then the camera pans back to show that the personal trainer is actually just a punching bag, which then falls over and knocks your dad backwards. Then your dad is at a resteraunt in a booth ordering soup. And you see a closeup of the soup on his table. Then the camera pans back, and you see your dad needlessly cowering while the waitress looks confused. Then the entrance to the cafe opens, a punch bag walks in, and falls on your dad knocking him backwards. The waitress just refills the coffee and walks away.