• sylver_dragon@lemmy.worldEnglish
      33·
      1 year ago

      It’s always cancer.
      Sore throat - cancer.
      Back ache - cancer.
      Tiredness, cough, loss of taste and/or smell - maybe COVID. But also, cancer.

  • EldenLord@lemmy.world
    381·
    1 year ago

    No wait, you’re telling me that mega-corporations don’t care about me getting good products and having sole ownership of my personal data?

    B-but [sponsored tech-geek blog], [generic gaming-news outlet] and [irrelevant apple shill] only ever told me so! Are you implying they lie to me?

    Realtalk I only use cracked win11 pro workstation and iPhone because of work, every telemetry possible disabled (god bless the EU).

  • Gumby@lemmy.worldEnglish
    221·
    1 year ago

    FAKE! Obviously no self-respecting Apple iPhone user would own a Windows PC. Gotta keep it all in that walled garden, baby!

  • [object Object]@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    16·
    1 year ago

    On that matter, why is Norton antivirus so popular? I don’t remember being prompted to install one when installing Windows, yet I’ve seen a lot of people with it.

    • radix@lemmy.worldEnglish
      26·
      1 year ago

      Back in the day, Norton actually made some useful tools. They’ve been coasting on that 90s reputation for decades, though. It’s all unnecessary bloatware now.

      • criss_cross@lemmy.world
        2·
        1 year ago

        There’s still contracts that force anti-virus on servers and desktops so that may be their other source of revenue

  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
    6·
    1 year ago

    beep boop “You’re wrist circumference is too wide and the tracker noticed no physical activities.”