So, a cruise?

I’d live in a zoo if I got a solid gaming rig with broadband access as an engagement item.

Brb signing up for a nursing home

I really need to approach vacations like this from now on. Budgeting accordingly. But like, I tend to make myself do too much work, instead of just being.

I feel seen

No, no, once you’re a parent you just want someone else to take care of your hellspawn for a day. I can handle making myself a frozen pizza tyvm.