Imma be the weird one: I use my tongue when I eat chips. I get a bowl, I fill it with cips, and then I stick my tongue like a frog onto one at a time, and it sticks a little bit, enough for me to bring it in and eat it.

It’s weird but my hands are always squeaky clean so idgaf

Hehe, no offense to my gf, but yea, it do be like that.