I could give it a pass if it’s just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.
This sounds like someone who’s media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.
It sounds like someone where the last thing he ate may have been shrooms.
As someone who hasn’t eaten solid food in over a year and wishes he could so badly… fuck this guy.
I was wondering how you are posting this. Thinking of you.
We’re working on it. I’m making a small amount of progress. It will take time. Thanks.
I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don’t eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?
You need to entertain your cells!
Unless you are a soulless minion of orthodoxy…
Pretty sure this is satire.
Oh it’s not. He is some fruitarian cultist. His wife is too, and advises putting clove oil in your vagina if you have a yeast infection.
He doesn’t realise that fruit is solid? And I’ll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!
Just… Why???