How to cancel 750$/week subscription service in 2069 (easiest method):

• Pay 69,420$ for cancellation fee
• Write long 10K word essay
• Give or your goverment-issued docuemnts as well as your relatives’ ID
• Give your DNA sample
• Insert Neurolink to read your mind
• Let our 69,420 partners to track your activity for “personalized ads” (Basicly manipulating you to buy crappy stuff you don’t needed)

Guess who’s not bothering with subscriptions.

It’s so fucking stupid. If you can sign up with a click, you should be able to cancel with a click. There’s no justifiable argument against that other than corporate greed.

I do remember one of my most satisfying cancelation calls though. I just kept saying, “No.” Just “no”. No added explanation. No added reasoning. It frustrated the retention employee so much. They were like “but WHY?” They couldn’t try to convince me not to quit since I didn’t give them any reasons for why I didn’t want it, just that I didn’t want it.

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