No, this is Patrick!

My name is Motimus Decimus Meridius, barber of the Captain of the D, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Philippa Georgiou. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Apparently not. My applesauce photoshop did not go over as well as I had hoped.