• PugJesus@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Check to see if their contract with their god actually covers that service, I’m pretty sure those holy covenants are strict by-the-letter deals

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      1 month ago

      That’s what I’m worried about. Last time my house got smited with a lightning bolt, my insurance company told me that acts of god weren’t insurable.

  • dread@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Unfortunately, acts of a god almost always extinguish obligations. Try living inside a fish’s mouth instead, might be more cost-effective.