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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

If NASA operated like the rest of software industry

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If NASA operated like the rest of software industry

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Maxxie@lemmy.ml
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    Can you imagine how much your hands would shake typing git blame

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      There really should be a git repent

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    My years of playing ksp says you should be firing the thrusters long before you open the chutes otherwise theyll just get jerked off the moment they open at high speed entry…

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    Now what about if the software industry operated like NASA.

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      “Well akschually we never needed those nazis, we just didn’t want the other company to get them haha”

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    That’s why you don’t debug and deploy directly

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    How would one do that for real? Propably not write and push code that is not ready for production? And do reviews and Tests?

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