Imagine if these morons were actually able to go 5 minutes without punching themselves in the dick. There would be no election this year and the republic would be no more. I bet they’ll be better prepared this time.

It’s a mild relief that the most incompetent dipshits in Washington are the ones who tried to overthrow democracy.

I’m worried they won’t be as incompetent next time.

“You’re gonna be there hic right, Casey?”

“Where, Rudy?”

“At the Capitol! When Trump strides in, amongst all his armed supporters to take back the Presidency! hic *burp*”

“What are you talking about Rudy?”

“Uhhhh . . nevermind! hic”

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