What’s funny is today, the French fucking love coke. Lived in Paris and it was super common to see people order just a coke and sit outside, chatting/smoking with a friend. Found it kinda ironic because I had cut out sodas as they’re too sweet for my American taste haha.

Diarrhea? A starving person can’t digest most meals.

Ah, what could have been

Drop some flamin hot funyuns on north Korea and watch peasant heads explode