Hey, listen, if we need to create stories so that the media actually pays attention to the suffering of these couches, then that’s what we’re gonna do!
Ikea does have those semi-private feeling little nooks… I’ve thought about taking a nap in one before. I can only imagine the temptation Vince feels seeing that fresh upholstery.
Imagine visiting JD in his home, and he’s like, “I’ll be ready in a moment, go sit on the couch” and You have to tell him, in the least awkward voice as You can “it’s fine, I’ll stand”.
Or you sit on his couch, and then you can’t stand up, because you’re… stuck.
Ever notice how ne never seems to speak about Swedish immigrants? Jus sayin’
Why’s this creep shooting an ATM?
Best guess; he was trying to circumvent the prompt to feed it a stray cat.
CNN’s Jake Tapper fact checking rigor would show this story is 100% true.
This is really great journalism. Someone needs to edit his Wikipedia page and point to this as evidence. Then we can start citing the Wikipedia page to
make updiscover more of these storiesJD is the type of guy that constantly makes unwanted small talk with you just because he’s the district manager and you can’t get away because you’re leather sectional that’s just his type.
