I’m at home with ruptured vaginal cyst. Dare you to try this.
Are there even women on Lemmy?
Wait, yall aren’t dogs using the humans PC while they are gone at work?
You get it
You are a broken person.
Thanks armchair psychiatrist. It was a joke. Maybe not taken as such, but a joke none the less.
It was a really shitty “joke” then.
Not all jokes land. Cost of doing business.
It’s not that it didn’t land. It just sucked.
You did a bad job. It’s not everyone else’s fault.
Oh I have sold the joke in person and it landed. It’s ok. I know it can be funny in the right place
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this aint funny though more like depressing
We truly are in the dark timeline
My employer generally sucks, but one of the few things they do right is give us no-questions-asked PTO. Nobody cares if we take a day, it’s part of our compensation.
wellness checks are deducted from her payroll??? is this legal ? the us labor laws are weird man
You’re not wrong but this image is a parody
FYI, to compare “what it could be”. Union rules here (country in scandinavia) forbid the employers to ask what is wrong, when employees call in sick. They can, after some time, if the employee still is sick, ask for a doctor to verify that the employee is indeed unable to come to work. The doctor though can only write a letter confirming (if that is the case) that indeed this employee is unable to attend work due to medical issues. No description is needed or required, not even an estimate of when they will be ok again.
Also, you get full sick pay while sick, medical care is free, and if the employer asks for a doctor confirmation, they are will have to pay for it (current price aprox €100)
