Just as long as you don’t drink and drive. Which I guess you wouldn’t, because fuck cars…but also, maybe don’t get drunk and FUCK cars. Cars can’t give consent!

Nah, I’m gonna give you the full urbanism rant stone-cold sober.

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey,

Rye whiskey I cry,

If you don’t give me rye whiskey, surely I’ll die!