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This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory
You mean “shake a tower”. 🤦♂️
Is that an euphemisms for masturbation?
No. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word.
Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.
It will be on his tombstone.
Homie has the opportunity to ascend to a higher plane of dadhood and completly blew it
You should turn in the dad card immediately, the offices are open 9-3. The regulations were clearly defined - no exceptions.
“Okay honey, it’s really cool that you’re Gay and all. But couldn’t you, like… Go back in the closet and come out again? It’s for something that’s very important to me” 🥺
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Are you sure you’re even her dad?
Man needs a paternity test ASAP
“You are a father but we do not grant you the rank of ‘Dad’.”
