• TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Not really a similar story, but the OP brought it to mind.

    I once applied for a position as a software developer. It said “Java and RPG.”

    I hadn’t done any Java in about 4.5 years at the time. And I’d never so much as touched RPG.

    When they asked if I’d done any Java programming, I responded that it had been a few years, but I’d be “brushing up” on it. I wasn’t completely new to it.

    But I said since I’d never touched RPG, I had been studying that in preparation for the interview.

    And the interviewer looked at me funny and said “why?”

    I explained that it was in the job description for the position I’d applied to. And he basically facepalmed, exasperated at whichever department was responsible for the job listings.

    I’ve worked there for almost 8 years now and haven’t done so much as a single line of RPG.

    Then there was the time I applied to a job listing for a Python developer. I showed up and they asked if I had any C# experience. I told them I’d never touched C#, but am a quick study. They said they were migrating away from Python to C#. Said it as if I shouldn’t have applied if I didn’t have C# experience. But I don’t know by what logic they expected me to have been able to intuit that given that the job listing said nothing about C#. Just Python.

    Basically, I’ve never applied to a job that didn’t have glaring inaccuracies in the listing.

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      And this is why you never say no to a job posting just because you think you’re not qualified. Apply anyway. You might be exactly what they’re looking for and be an otherwise great fit.

      Every job I’ve had except for my first retail job I have not met the posted requirements, but I’ve been able to either learn on the job or proved in the interview process that I know the subject matter despite not having the degree.

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      I once a applied for a job that said C# .NET in the title, the requirements listed embedded systems programming qualifications, and their automated hiring thing gave me a little “aptitude test” asking questions for a tech support role. Literally one of the questions was if I would be able to install antivirus software on other employees’ computers.

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      2 months ago

      I’ve been studying RPG in preparation for the interview.

      Hiring manager to HR: “Good Lord what cruelty have we inflicted upon this person?” 😨

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      2 months ago

      “Ok, then let’s say you give me a coffee so i haven’t come here for nothing and we look if you could use me somewhere else while i drink that coffee.”

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      Different, but still hiring fuckery

      Friend applied for a job, database admin, HR called to set-up and interview. Two days later he got an email from the IT department, of that company, telling him that they weren’t actually supposed to be responding to applicants for the position. He emailed asking if the posted position had been filled, and then received weirdly worded response saying yes, but implying that it never opened for that particular job post. Then they stopped communicating with him. They were just posting jobs they weren’t hiring for.

      He passed it all off to a link for, employment law, at the city chamber of commerce. Not that anything would be done.