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I dont have to hand out candy if nobody can get to my door.
<tips forehead>
Make your house the scariest on the block by not decorating at all and turning off your lights. Maybe a small note on the door: “FBI WARNING: This home prohibited from engaging in Halloween activities.”
The “welcome friends” sign while the path to the door being completely blocked hits just right.
Ah…my neighbor.
This oughta stop those fucking Jehovah’s Witnesses cultists.
Ew black painted front door
Oh I’m sorry it isn’t a much better white door,
