"You are hereby being summarily executed for one or more of the following offences:
Playing a game that
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Contains one or more characters that fail to explicitly decry wokeism and transgenderism at least four times per hour.
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Contains one or more characters that do not declare unending loyalty to Our Absolute Sacrosanct Sovereign Trump.
Signed, Department of Piousness, making America GREAT again, one raid at a time"
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Contains at least one minority character who is not there only comic relief, the first to die, or a “bad guy”
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Contains at least one female who is more than a love interest or is dressed in a way deemed inappropriate
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A World War 2 period game which displays the German army in a negative light
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In which the United States Police Force or any branch of the Unites States Military is not portrayed in a positive, heroic light
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Portray the Unites State government as having any form of corruption or not working in the interest of our great nation’s interests.
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Contains an enemy who is not foreign from one of the approved nations or races, acting against the interests of the United States.
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This POV implies you are part of the boys in blue
Or the neighbor across the street that’s brave enough to record everything
If that shit rolls up on your door, they are there to execute you. Full stop. I’ll go out wearing my boots, thank you much.
“No you won’t tough guy!”
Yeah. Not going out like Daniel Chaver, pants down, begging and pleading for my fucking life. I’d be shaking like a leaf, scared shitless, but the cops have already made the decision for me.
In unrelated news, if you can’t handle your rifle or pistol absolutely vibrating, keep practicing. That’s kind of an essential thing to master.
Id die before they take away my katamari fix.
If these dudes show up at your door, you’d die, end of sentence.
Thats why my home is booby trapped home alone style. I dont have to kill, just embarrass…
Better not download the wrong mod
