You could call this a sequel to my last question, but I was genuinely curious. Question inspired by someone I know joking about being arrested for selling donuts to someone who died as a result because they didn’t need junk food.
Giving birth is a capital crime, because you’re bringing someone who will one day die into the world
Outlaw schools. They provide an education like chemistry or physics which can help people try to get away with murder.
It’s true! I’ve seen Breaking Bad!
Rubbing one out lowers aggression, ergo masturbation is now mandatory. You all know what to do here, people.
Counterpoint: masturbation is genocide and menstruation is murder as it is a failure to bring a life to the world. Therefore everyone beyond puberty is guilty of murder by default.
Sugar increases the risk of health complications, therefore selling products containing added sugar is assault
Losing your job increases your likelihood to steal by like a bajillion percent.
Empty your desk and report to the prison by noon.
Oh you’re good at running? Running from what, hmmm…?
You walk or you die.
I sure wouldn’t want to be in the rope business.
