Donald Trump on Friday said he does not enjoy running for president and criticized state and federal prosecutors for not offering him plea deals, capping a rough seven days for the Republican presidential nominee.
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I mean, he could just fuck himself in the ass with a cactus, instead.
Why do you hate cactii so much?
PAIGE NO
I have a feeling the quiet part might be something like this:
“… but I need to run to avoid prison.”
And pay off debts
“You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself.
-Animal Farm, by George Orwell
Then quit, you fuckwitted traitor.
The only thing making you run is your fear of fucking jail.
Jails not so bad. I’m sure you and your underpaid legal team could work out a deal.
*felonious presidential candidate whines that it isn’t fair he isn’t getting more plea deals
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This country is truly fucked
Low-energy. Sad.
This is one of the very rare occasions I believe what he’s saying…
He doesn’t like having towin the election. He would much rather it just be given to him, like everything else in his life.
Well boo-friggin-hoo! Nobody’s holding a gun to his head and forcing him to run. His legal problems are 100% his own damn fault, and he’s putting the whole country up for sale to the highest bidder in order to evade restitution. I eagerly await the day when I never have to hear about this blowhard moron ever again.
This is a man that’s run for office 4 times, and a man that has not stopped campaigning and holding rallies for 10 years.
If he actually wanted to get elected, he would shut the fuck up and stay off the campaign stage. That’s when his polls go up. But homie loves campaign rallies and campaign press SO much, that he can’t stop.
criticized state and federal prosecutors for not offering him plea deals
“We won’t prosecute you for treason if you drop out of the race.” Is that what he’s expecting?
We don’t like you doing it either.
he declared himself the “border president,”
Borderline President, sure, I’ll give him that!
Hold the fuck on.
Plea deals? Does he not realize that a Plea Deal means you admit guilt, in this case become a felon and do the arranged time?
He’s upset because he hasn’t gotten plea deals? Why would someone innocent be impatient for plea deals?
See, we can always overcome our differences.
Everybody hates him running.
