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No you’re a penduline tit.
I’m not, I’m a Flying Squid.
It doesn’t help that the best looks like a dick and balls.
“Penduline”? As in… hanging tit?
Is that bird sewing?
I need to do this to my office. I wonder if that wall over there is load bearing. Hmmmm.
The trick is to dig a bunker and have your office there with the fake one upstairs always empty.
No one will suspect a spiral staircase under the manhole cover!
Got any more interesting facts about tits, cocks, boobies, peckers or shags?
See, this is why I said shut up…
Just trying to keep abreast of the latest ornithological news
Groups of boobies are called flocks.
