Boss makes a dollar, I make 5 cents
That’s why I’m skipping the office events
I’ll do fun work events if they’re during work time. You’re telling me I don’t have to work and get to have fun? Sure!
We played laser tag once during a Friday instead of working. It was blast.
Oh, I work from home most of the time and for most “events” I would need to appear in person. A pizza party is not making me want to spend an hour extra in traffic
Earning ratios are worse even in ol work songs now? Sheesh!
It’s keeping up with my inflation.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a cent
That’s why he can get fucking bent
Boss make a million, I make a buck
I stole the cat from the company truck
Probably going to feed it to Haitian immigrants in line for their transgender operations.