“The Aristocrats” is a taboo-defying, off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians and dates back to the vaudeville era.[1] It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is remarkably vulgar and offensive. The punch line reveals that they incongruously bill themselves as “The Aristocrats”.[2]
For those unaware…
NSFW audio
I tried listening but without context, that was just disgusting af
That’s literally the point of the joke. Wiki link
If you want to be sure to wake up in the morning, set this as your alarm.