That’s why I always give them a gentle smooch on the beak instead.
isn’t influenza the common cold, or am i stupid?
Here you go:
You’re not stupid, just incorrectly informed. And smart enough to question that. That makes you waaaay smarter than the average person.
Are you implying that pandemics are created by the government and spread by governmental drones?
They can be enemy drones, too.
Pandemic, you say?
Krieger! Not again!
The problem isn’t that we pet birds, it’s that we eat them. Or more specifically we gather them in huge, unsanitary populations in close contact with humans as they are raised and slaughtered.
This reminds me of how people think AIDS spread from other primates through bestiality, when bushmeat was the correct answer. I guess it’s easier to imagine bestiality than the consequences of carnism.
*not vegan, Just finding it harder and harder to dismiss them.
I guess it’s easier to imagine bestiality than the consequences of carnism.
It’s because we spread HIV within our own population more commonly with sex than cannibalism
Let’s just hope Randy Marsh doesn’t go fuck a pangolin again
What wild birds out there letting you pet them?
There are no wild birds, because there are no birds at all. You can pet the drone once the battery has run out
The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks
It’s a shame passenger pigeon nets have fallen out of style. I imagine you could catch a lot of ducks with one of those
You got some bread? Then many.
That’s how you get bit by a duck