Sharthog

Red touching yellow, friendly fellow

Red touching black, that’ll kill Jack

Don’t google “meatspin”.

Or do, I’m not your mother

Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong

They’re just foil from chocolate coins. Kim ate all the chocolate, of course

Sheer

Why do they all look like stroke victims??

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

One more pun and I’m calling The Police.

Mama said I can’t talk to strangers

Gators, sharks, snakes, panthers, snapping turtles, wild boar, FloridaMan…

Also, that’s like the least insane thing about Florida. They banned open carry in public but allow permit-free(!) concealed carry. Most states allow open carry and require permits for concealed.

photographic evidence

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks

Nah, just an asshole.

Water and electricity are not subscription based.