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qaz@lemmy.world to Selfhosted@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?

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Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?

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qaz@lemmy.world to Selfhosted@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • moseschrute@lemmy.world
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    But you have a Daddy and Mommy who love you!

    And, a Windows Home Server! Does that make you happy?

    They had me until windows

    • brandon@lemmy.world
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      It’s what turns it from a children’s book into a horror story

      • paraphrand@lemmy.world
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        Indoctrination.

    • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      True, but this book is the best thing Microsoft has made.

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      It was perfect until that second to last page

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    Why does daddy spend more time with the server than with mommy?

    • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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      It’s a Windows home server, how else is he going too keep it up.

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      The home server never cheated on him and had a fling with windows

  • mrhenry77@lemmy.world
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    they had me until

    windows home server

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    A children’s book sponsored by Microsoft… No

    • nfreak@lemmy.ml
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      I thought this was just an elaborate shitpost. that’s so unfortunate.

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    deleted by creator

    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      Had*

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      At first I didn’t noticed the 2nd image, and started wondering what kind of children book this is :P

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        Plenty of age appropriate “birds and bees” books out there, this is a “packets and pings” one.

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    “They made fun of my router settings!” sobs

  • Matt@lemmy.ml
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    Linux is better.

  • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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    Damn, I thought you were joking

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    Haha, this book keep popping back up.

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    Is there a machine that looks like this? Complete with glowing curved top?

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      You could gut an Alexa. It’d be a massive improvement over the shit inside to begin with.

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      A ghost raw s1 with a custom 3d printed top would be close

      https://louqe.com/products/raw-s1

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    This is a AI meme right?

    • DacoTaco@lemmy.world
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      It is not, its been a thing since circa 2008

    • qaz@lemmy.worldOP
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      It is not. The source is linked in the post.

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