But you have a Daddy and Mommy who love you!
And, a Windows Home Server! Does that make you happy?
They had me until windows
It’s what turns it from a children’s book into a horror story
Indoctrination.
True, but this book is the best thing Microsoft has made.
It was perfect until that second to last page
Why does daddy spend more time with the server than with mommy?
It’s a Windows home server, how else is he going too keep it up.
The home server never cheated on him and had a fling with windows
they had me until
windows home server
A children’s book sponsored by Microsoft… No
I thought this was just an elaborate shitpost. that’s so unfortunate.
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At first I didn’t noticed the 2nd image, and started wondering what kind of children book this is :P
Plenty of age appropriate “birds and bees” books out there, this is a “packets and pings” one.
“They made fun of my router settings!” sobs
Linux is better.
Damn, I thought you were joking
Haha, this book keep popping back up.
Is there a machine that looks like this? Complete with glowing curved top?
You could gut an Alexa. It’d be a massive improvement over the shit inside to begin with.
A ghost raw s1 with a custom 3d printed top would be close
This is a AI meme right?
It is not, its been a thing since circa 2008
It is not. The source is linked in the post.










