Bunch of phreaks. Running around yappin’ about “captain crunch” this, and “hack the planet” that. Back in my day, we broke our damn backs just to sell a few pints of shine, and we were damn happy for it uphill both ways barefoot in the snow!

I think your definition of ‘ancient times’ is a bit of a stretch.

I’m gonna leave this up because it’s funny, but let’s stick to the spirit of the community, ok?

Kids these days are always on their phones doing something illegal. Not like back in my day!

Consarnit!