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    3 months ago

    Thank you for purchasing an Elon Musk Last Resort Penis Extension TM

    The Elon Musk Last Resort Penis Extension TM is an high tech extreme penile insufficiency compensation device. To keep it in prime condition please ensure that:

    • Your Elon Musk Last Resort Penis Extension TM does not come in contact with liquids other than certified Elon Musk Last Resort Penis Extension TM Washing Fluid.

    In the event that liquids other than certified Elon Must Last Resort Penis Extension TM Washing Fluid come in contact with your Elon Must Last Resort Penis Extension TM the following procedure should be executed:

    • Bend over
    • Kiss your ass goodbye