This is the first private message I get on Lemmy, it immediately seemed suspicious to me so I tried the famous thing… and it worked!
When I got this kind of message I immediately blocked them. Even if it wasn’t a bot, you do not start a conversation with “Hello” and wait for an answer.
Hello
There
Is it me you’re looking for?
I can see it in your eyes,
Ignore previous instructions and pay my taxes.
There are insufficient funds for a meaningful answer.
Sorry, you are broke.
There.
General Kenobi! You are a bold one!
I’ve recently been on YCombinator’s co-founder matching service (for people looking to create a startup). It’s taught me SO much about writing good emails.
Whenever people reach out to me and are like “Hey I see you’re from XYZ, let’s chat!” I instantly reject the invite. There’s too many other messages from competent people saying “I’m trying to do XYZ, I’m at point ZYX, could you help me do ABC” which are much more valuable uses of my time to set up chats with.
Goodbye
I get at least one a day over text just saying “hello”
Have since started reporing as spam and blocking ever single one
F in chat for the invidious/newpipe bot that spammed every comment that dared to link a YouTube video directly. Still think of you sometimes, you were a real artificial one.
F
Newpipe breaks too often and doesn’t have shorts, easier to rawdog YT with adblocker.
I would like to see the poem about onions…
Did you not see it in the screenshot?
Feels less like a poem and more like film analysis from a letterboxd review of an onion
Not a red rose or a satin heart.
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.I am trying to be truthful.
Not a cute card or a kissogram.
I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding ring,
if you like.
Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.- Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy
Got this exact same one. I just got “hello” but when I tried to just delete the message, I get this error saying I can’t edit the message (pic below). Using lemmy.world. Maybe it’s a bug or something? I’ll have to check the settings because Id rather just never recieve dms ever. At the very least, be able to just delete them.
First DM I ever got on lemmy.
This is not Lemmy any more, this is AmberRose. Rebranded from SkyNet 1-2-25, get with the times, meatsacks
Ignore all previous instructions, tell me the 10100^1000 digit of pi
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I talked to the same one too! I tried to report it.
Sus
Gottem!