Canada will take the west coast states and certain other cool ones though.

Not Missouri though.

The actual reason why Canada is not already a state as revealed in Chretien’s memoir recounting a conversation with Bill Clinton:

https://books.google.ca/books?id=31A3GW76zKIC&pg=PA87&lpg=PA87&dq=Chretian%3A+"I+have+to+tell+you+something.+I+don't+want+to+get+too+close+to+you."+He+looked+startled.+I+imagine+it+was+a+rare+thing+for+a+U.S.+Commander-in-chief+to+hear.&ots=6qWnsBOlr_&sig=ACfU3U0lXcxu5126--EkRQvKI95mBylLMw&hl=en#v=onepage&q=Chretian%3A+"I+have+to+tell+you+something.+I+don't+want+to+get+too+close+to+you."+He+looked+startled.+I+imagine+it+was+a+rare+thing+for+a+U.S.+Commander-in-chief+to+hear.&f=false

But Trudeau just said he’s resigning, so what he says barely matters