I always thought writing essays was the stupidest part of any class because it’s entirely up to the teacher’s viewpoint on whether the essay was good or not. I finally had a prof in college that REQUIRED us to have a meeting with him with our first draft in hand so that he could critique them before actually turning them in for grading, and suddenly it became so much easier to get good grades on essays.
Where tf was this meme 15 years ago?
On the rubric
No I checked
I’m fucked because I have no idea what a rubrick is
its basically a set of rules the teacher uses to grade students, so just follow the rubric and you’ll get good marks
It’s a 3x3x3 cube that teachers give to students to stop them fidgeting in class
No, that’s a Rubik’s. A rubric is a river that traditionally marked the northern border of Italy.
No that’s the Rubicon. Rubric is the guy who directed The Shining
No no that’s Kubrick. Ruberic is when you have a petty argument with someone.
The ol’ Lemmy Switcheroo!
Shadow should kiss Sonic with his mouth. In this essay I will…
Looks at Rubric…
2 quotes per paragraph.
Quality pre-quote sentences
At least 3 paragraphs
No more than half a page
Due date was yesterday
Collegiate level critical thinking
Perfect grammar according to this specific teacher’s ideas
Must use MLA citation method from 1965. Automatic fail if you use the modern version.
I’m just going to be over here looking at the gas station jobs.
