merari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoHowdy, Y'all fellow americans!lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkHowdy, Y'all fellow americans!lemmy.worldmerari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square50linkfedilink
minus-squareCptEnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoAmericans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoThe one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.
minus-squareOR3X@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoJokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years ago I don’t own a tractor So you rent or lease one?
minus-squaremerari42@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoAs a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
minus-squareesc27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoMud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
Americans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
The one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.
Jokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
So you rent or lease one?
As a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
I just borrow my Dad’s, tyvm.
Mud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
Your lips to God’s ears