The distro family trees are like different pantheons.
Distros are like individual gods. Community developers are priests and end-users are the commoners who pray for blessings, good fortune, and happy lives. Priests direct the prayers of commoners to their respective gods.
There is the Debian pantheon, ancient gods of peace and stillness.
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
Linux produces actual results. Linux hate is the religion.
We do willingly summon daemons to inhabit our magic crystals.
Don’t be silly, the Linux community has never told me to hate someone just because they’re differen… Oh.
And besides, there’s no arcane practices or secret knowledg… Oh.
Carry on.
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
scripture
amen
Idk why but I love this post haha
All hail Saint Linus, the prophet of the only true kernel!
With Linux you’re either in hell or in heaven. With Windows you’re in purgatory. /S
Who is Zeus
You are forgetting Knights Templar, Crusades, Inquisitions. Worth mentioning, all of these ended in failure.
What are arch commoners pray?
We pray for pacman to deliver as he often does.
All hail to pacman!
