The extra jerks on Lemmy world create more content so the mean jerk time is greater

Tobacco is a vegetable

It certainly was moist

Alien diarrhea is the real cause of global warning!

Now that’s what I call shitposting!

Nobody says that’s ALL you have to do. How are you taking this personally? How do you think the tip is secretly meant as an insult? I can see that if you’ve thought about this a lot and tried many things, it could be frustrating to see simple tips like this. Regardless, you’re reading more into people’s personalities and their intentions than is really there.

What this means to me when I read it- many people have a very sensitive sense of smell and after even any light activity or enough time, people will not smell perfectly clean anymore. I have showered and then spent 15 minutes working on something and then been told that I smell. Good luck if you meet someone that has a sensitive sense of smell- you will probably be told to take a shower whenever you are not perfectly clean and want some physical interaction. Will you tell them “that is secretly meant as an insult against people like me who have tried everything…” Or will you take a shower? Then you’ll be told to shower every time it’s relevant, maybe multiple times per week, that’s on top of showering every day. Now you’ve been informed that there are people like this. Relationships require some accomodation to the other person’s wants, and hope the other person will likewise make a similar effort to accommodate the things that are important to you.

The comment doesn’t imply that everyone who can’t find a partner is unkempt, it’s just a recommendation to help people out.

Like if I said that people who ride bicycles are physically fit, I wouldn’t be implying that everyone who is physically fit rides bicycles

Edit: I sort of misunderstood your comment in it’s context. Anything more successful than China’s Land Reform movement?

Hahahaha

I think someone pranked them by changing the image that looks to be from a protector edit: projector

What is blue but doesn’t weigh very much? Light blue

I heard that Biden can assassinate Trump and he might not need to pardon himself.

I hope his butthole gets destroyed

I assumed when I read that he acted out oral sex that he acted out performing it on a woman but hmmm no …

“brands” by writing a number on the forehead with a pen

Or they keep pressure on the wound without checking if there’s an exit wound that is also leaking blood

Person gets shot and they have to dig the bullet out to save them.

DON’T FLIP THE PALLET JACK AROUND AND JUMP ON AND RIDE IT LIKE A SCOOTER

This makes me think about the false belief that it’s possible to make progress. Any victories will probably be small- look at the supreme court.

Politicians spend 30% of their time fundraising. No need for illegal bribes when lobbyists exist.

Capitalism isn’t going to be controlled by workers, maybe we can figure out what comes after capitalism and try to accelerate the transition if we think it will be better.

But yeah one candidate wants to squeeze our society and drink its blood and the other wants it to function adequately.

Those pads are edible