See!!! This is why communism is bad!! Since you’ve started turning everything to the left, it’s all come apart!!

I know when I carve turkey / chicken I need to let it cool slightly or it just crumbles. I figured the same was true of things like microwaveable lasagne, let it set or it’ll turn to slop

Can you recommend a launcher for a smart tv?

This joke doesn’t work on tatooine

On my work computer I can absolutely see the benefit of asking “what’s that website I found last week with the …”

On the other hand, there’s no way in hell it’s not grabbing all the sensitive stuff on my screen nobody else should be seeing.

The convenience just isn’t worth the risk