synae[he/him]

Reject whale, join the kubernetes cluster.

We have fully automated gay space crashloopbackoff!

Get drunk and fall asleep on the couch watching Tremors? Don’t mind if I do!

They need a sign like this which gets the point across:

I don’t care for this movie, even though pretty much everyone else I know loves it

Gosh pit, though, is hilarious

What app are you using that lets you tag? I love Eternity but if I can get a similar experience with user tagging I’d be pretty excited to try it

Grab a brush and put a little makeup?

ARROOOO

Completing everything in Goldeneye (finished all levels on 00 agent, all cheat challenges completed, etc)

Got my name published in Nintendo Power for beating Ocarina of Time with only 3 hearts and no deaths

Completing FF7 in one 19 hour sitting (not a crazy fast time, but I also completed a decent amount of side quests for their useful rewards)

Being a top raiding mage in WoW, and maxing out gold on multiple characters and guild banks