𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚐

And now Russia plays… Steven Seagal.

Time to play meedley-meedley on the thin strings and small frets.

He will sit so hard.

Mind your cardboard.

The danger is real.

We just have to convert the horrors of humanity to simplistic pop-culture references.

Even if they aren’t 1:1, they may stand a better chance of retaliation by the populace.

• Kristallnacht: “…what?”
• The Purge: “Oh, we ain’t havin’ none of that shit.”

Depressing, concerning, and even infuriating… but pragmatic.

Edit: grammar

Love the Wololo.

They’re his people.

thank mr skeltal

The parent wasn’t looking for an explanation.

They were commenting on how hard your wetware bricked.

The Pest is the shit. True story.