What’s the version number? I see V24.03.26-14:56, from March 2024. 😬

So you’re saying the lemmite can eat it?

You’re not going to sit and eat a spoonful of jelly like a fucking goblin

Yes I fucking will. I mean it. I do. It’s delicious.

Better bread is bested by buttered bread.

This is incorrect.

Butter, jam, marmalade, honey, relish, mayonnaise, and mustard are what make life worth living.

Bread is like air: a medium that is difficult to enjoy on its own, but necessary so that we can have the truly good things.

“I’m glad it’s nonmetallic, otherwise I’d have to remove it for my MRI.”

Around 1900 it shifted to its present meaning: one whose sense of morality drives them to deprive others of their sinful pleasures, especially liquor.

Huh.

Active living may not be the only way to address the obesity epidemic (it’s endemic now, isn’t it?) but it would help. People will be happier and healthier if they can get exercise as part of their day to day activities.

I really prefer walking to cycling. I’m totally fine with bike infrastructure, but I’d really just like neighbourhoods to have amenities they can walk to.

Handy! No assembly required!

University of Michigan Medicine published an instructional video on this in 2011[4] and there are many online discussions and DIY blog posts predating 2020[5]

Indeed.

It’s a good roar

They’re hodling and they want everyone to know it.

Wolfie’s fine, dear. Wolfie’s just fine. Where are you?

phew, that was close

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle_ship

M U R D E R

Wouldn’t that be a ch-eye-ropractor? /dad

They should also get a staff.